Rules of DayZ (According to FRANKIEonPCin1080p)
01. To be killed on sight you must be IN SIGHT.
02. Saying "Friendly!" does not make other people friendly.
03. Look unimportant, bandits may be low an ammo.
04. If it looks like its going to break your leg, it will break your leg.
05. Always take peoples pants, they may be hiding a pistol.
06. Gunfights in pine trees are never a good idea.
07. Nobody in Cherno is friendly.
08. Not everybody who kills you is a hacker.
09. Everyone punches like Mike Tyson.
10. You will never find food if you need food.
11. Ladders are not your friend.
12. Never trust anyone but your friends and Frankie!
Additions (According to Quite Frankly)
13. If you only kill bambis and fresh spawns, you never learn to fight.
14. Fresh spawns may be Bandits that died 30 seconds ago.
15. Nobody who's ghosting and combat logging will play fair. Ever.
16. Being fully geared is not endgame, because there is no endgame.
17. Always double tab.
18. Nobody has a reason for what they are doing.